Ok, you totally won't get the title unless you've heard that song, but the song is hilarious. Here's the link. Scroll to the Turkey Time song and click on it...
Since I haven't done an I wonder in a while, here ya go...
-why they are STILL cutting the grass like twice a week at the Capitol. Hello, it's not growing any more. Is it just job security?
-why I end up doing ALL of the real work for Thanksgiving while others volunteer to bring a pie. Argh. I will exact my revenge next year.
-how my mother has no idea to cook a turkey and she's 54 years old. I think she's totally faking.
-how Emma has some weird 6th sense about me throwing something of hers in the garbage.
-how I am going to deal with work, doctors appointments, house stuff and Christmas decorating and shopping next week while Michael is away at trial for a week and a half.
-how in the world I have three, yes, THREE Christmas parties (with multiple gifts) that I have to attend the first week of December (Monday, Tuesday and Friday).
-how Emma knows the actual names of the toys she sees in the Walmart catalog. Can she read and she's just holding out on me?
-how Ethan can get his clothes off so fast sometimes when he wants to run around being "Nakey Baby."
-how boys automatically learn to play with their peepee.
-if the football gods will grant my wish for a National Championship
-if Pat White will marry me
Happy Thanksgiving to all, and may all of the calories be blocked from your thighs!